University of Facebook

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Welcome to The University of Facebook where all your dreams can come true. You can be anything you want. We offer courses for free. All you need to do is just register online and update status and get as many likes and shares. Just look at all these testimonies from our alumni.

Mr Stem:
I used to be a school dropout but after graduating from University of Facebook, I now have a Degree in Medicine and Masters in Oncology. I can treat cancer with 10,000 likes and Triple Quadruple Stem Cell!

Ustaz AEIOU:
I don't pray five times a day, I don't fast and I don't pay Zakat but ever since I graduated from University I can give my opinion on Islam and get 1000 likes.

I am actually a primary school student and I faked my age. The important thing is, I am a University of Facebook alumni and I now know how to defend the country and tell others about Malaysia's military assets.

Mr Borat:
University of Facebook, I like. I can't speak like England man but I can get 100,000 likes by talking non-sense...I like!

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Disclaimer: This is not a real ad. Non of it is real. Any similarities with any individual is purely coincidental. If you think this is a real ad, YOU NEED HELP.

I had this idea in my head all day long and just had to let it out. Maybe I can switch profession and become an advertiser. Let's put the jokes aside.

The past five days has been emotional for all Malaysians. The MH370 incident has everyone at the edge of their seats. Everyone is eager to know about every piece of news regarding the missing aircraft. Barely 1 hour after the first press release from Malaysia Airlines, there was a false report of the plane landing safely in Nanning, China. There after, all sorts of rumors were out in cyberspace. I do not know what the people who spread the rumors gained, maybe a few thousand likes, but it did cause unnecessary anxiety and false hopes especially to the family members.

What I know is that the authorities are doing the best they can. A catastrophe like this has never happened in Malaysia. We do not have the experience and expertise like the National Transportation Safety Board of The USA. Furthermore, the South China Sea or even the Straits of Malacca is not small. It is like finding a needle in a haystack in a barn made of hay. Imagine dropping your watch in the deep end of an Olympic size pool and using your eyes to search for it. Yes, I agree, there are more questions raised after each press conference rather than getting answers. But let the professionals do their job.

Ek eleh, hang tu pun bukan nya pandai sangat. Hang doktoq saja. Pi buat keja doktoq.....I hear some say.

This is just my opinion. I am not an aircraft engineer. I am not an aircraft pilot. I am a no one. I am not an Admiral for The Navy. I am just a lousy Medical Officer. But I AM a MALAYSIAN. I do feel a lost. I do feel the pain of losing the crew and passengers of MH370. And I #PrayForMH370.....let's just set aside our differences for once.

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